Earlier at the product testing facility…
Supervisor: Did you test that new game yet, the rip-off of Trouble with the Pop-O-Matic Bubble™?
Tester: Uh yeah, we tested a dozen kids aged 2-5 yesterday afternoon. There were some, uh, problems.
Supervisor: Look, our game has only one dice in the bubble, the lawyers say we’ll get away with it.
Tester: It’s not that, Carl. On several occasions the children who lost felt so completely humiliated they flew into a rage and attacked the others. Good God man, three of them are dead!
Supervisor: That’s why they sign waivers. What are we calling it?
Tester: “Loser Is A Poopy Head”.
Supervisor: Right, change the name…something less aggressive, and ship it. I’ll call the authorities about those poor children and see if we can get some more sent over. Three was it?
Tester: Better make it six, we’re testing Ha Ha Nobody Loves You after lunch.
