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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

life is like a box of chopsticks

Sticks and stones will break your bones if they are of sufficient mass and applied with sufficient force, but names will never hurt you physically and therefore may be ignored in this context.

If you word it the usual way Australians will argue with you. Every time.

Every fucking time.

“Meet you this afternoon about 5-o-clock”
“Five is evening.”
“Fine, meet you this evening.”
“Nah, evening’s too late for me.”
“How about 4:45?”
“This afternoon?”
“Uh... sure.”
“No worries, see you then."

That’s what they do. I watch them and study them and sleep with one of them and pay to feed a couple others, I know. Fucking wear you down, that’s their caper, wear you down from the inside. Bastards.