Taurine-o, taurine-o
Like acid amino
Tastes like bile
But after a while
Everything’s peachy keen-o
Prevents brain rot
Like it or not
I Tried to stop
And then I forgot
Now I’m of improved mood
Though I’m off my food
Still it’s the best I’ve ever felt.
Excellent healing though I
Can’t shake this feeling
I may be Theodore Roosevelt.
