Had a bit of rain lately and I caught these two Stinky Frenchmen peeking through my front window. You can hear them out there at night. They wait until it’s safe and then they all start up at once, making horrible sounds like “RRRRoooooak” and “Je suis une grenouille stinky”. Don’t let the cuteness fool you, they are green death with sticky pads on their feet and semi-binocular vision.
I think these two were planning to croak in unison at the harmonic frequency of brick until my house fell down. Either that or they were perverts trying to get a look at my skookum bits - both are very Frenchish things to do. Just like they eat frog legs and call it ‘civilized’, it’s fucking cannibalism! Sick cannibal perverts with a passing knowledge of physics, that’s what they are.
There’s nothing can be done except pick them up gently, take them somewhere away from the dogs, down to a quiet leafy place in the garden and bash them with a shovel.
I think these two were planning to croak in unison at the harmonic frequency of brick until my house fell down. Either that or they were perverts trying to get a look at my skookum bits - both are very Frenchish things to do. Just like they eat frog legs and call it ‘civilized’, it’s fucking cannibalism! Sick cannibal perverts with a passing knowledge of physics, that’s what they are.
There’s nothing can be done except pick them up gently, take them somewhere away from the dogs, down to a quiet leafy place in the garden and bash them with a shovel.
