Sunday, September 02, 2007

this took two days to write

Here are some ideas for new reality TV shows…

Lord of The Super Flies: Take a desert island, drop in a planeload of 90’s hip-hoppers in spandex bike shorts and let them fight it out.

Sniper vs. Tax Attorney: Each week a tax professional is hunted by a special forces combat sniper on a desert island.

Home Sweet Hobo: A middle class family’s life is turned upside down when they are forced to spend a week inside a homeless man.

Organ Swap: People trade lungs, hearts, lower bowels etc and try to meet special challenges before infection sets in, with hilarious results.

Deadliest Catch Midwives: Join a rugged group of midwives catching newborns during Alaska’s brutal winter birthing season.

Last Crack Whore Standing: 10 crack whores vie for the attentions of one dealer.

Simple Life Dentistry: Paris and Nicole open a dental clinic on a desert island where they are hunted by a special forces sniper and a tax attorney.

1 comment:

SkookumJoe said...

in the crack whore one, at the end, they find out the dealer is just an actor. There is no crack bonanza. That'll be good.

instead she wins a 45 gallon drum of wine. which she can sell for a dollar a cup to buy crack. so everybody wins and we get a second season.