Gilbert and Sullivan's Love Child Speaks Out

(*to the tune of that song from that show by those guys)

I am the very model
Of a modern middle manager
That’s because they think that I
Cannot do them any damage there

Got a phone a desk
And a leather office chair
Its ok if I lose my keys
'Cause in my desk I have a spare.

I can fax and photocopy,
And then email you all a joke
And while that’s all going through
I’ll nip outside to have a smoke

The company can’t seem to see,
In fact the firm is going broke
'Cause nobody cares to listen to
That little middle bloke.