I heard about this guy once. He was called John Cusack and his friends called him that except one guy. That guy didn’t like John Cusack and called him John Cue-sack and one day he gave John Cusack a cup of malaria and that’s a disease and he told John Cusack it was lemon-barley cold medicine but John Cusack didn’t have a cold but the guy told John Cusack it would make him high and STOP HIM FROM GETTING FUTURE COLDS so he drank it and now he’s got the malaria.
That’s why John Cusack wears all black and he sweats a lot.
That’s why John Cusack wears all black and he sweats a lot.
3 comments:
Wow. That explains everything.
Come down off the ledge Skook.
that's right, they make you drink it in the peace corps too
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