That last one was about the dumbest thing ever written. Fucking drivel. I’d delete it but I don’t want it to live on as a martyr. The future people would wonder “ohhh, what was in the missing post? What could it be?”. Cults would form and fight for dominance in the minds of the people “Join the true Missing Postists and get free phone credits!”. Eventually they would destroy themselves. Leaving a planet run not by apes, but by escaped mutant baboons, and unusually tall ones at that. They would dress as men and hold violent exhibitions…
Eventually the baboons would realize they needn’t fight and would settle down in peace, smoking pot and urinating on things, becoming sedentary. And that’s when the ants would wipe them out.
So anyway, I won’t delete that last post…but it still sucked.
Eventually the baboons would realize they needn’t fight and would settle down in peace, smoking pot and urinating on things, becoming sedentary. And that’s when the ants would wipe them out.
So anyway, I won’t delete that last post…but it still sucked.
4 comments:
you just wrote a whole post on how the previous post sucked so which one sucked more is now a competition. Write another post about the previous two and ask us to vote. :)
Any posts that references P4 can't be that bad.
Though that was its only redeeming quality.
oop almost got him! look at the monkeys jump! hahaha
i wrote a post so terrible that it gave me lice
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