Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Valuable information I learned on TV today.

Unlike insects and birds, airplane wings do not move in a figure eight motion.
-some US pop-science show on the satellite.

We’ve all seen dust coming from airplane air vents.
-UK documentary on the spread of pandemics (I’ve only been on a dozen flights or so, but I can’t say I ever noticed dust pouring from the vents. And I know plenty of people who have never flown, so what’s this “we’ve all” business?)

When a cock is in a fight, a fight to the death...it's owner has to suck the fluid from its throat.
- same documentary (although I don't see what asian avian porn has to do with the spread of the flu virus)

8 comments:

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

That last one...seriously?

SkookumJoe said...

Roosters Exxy. Aparently during a cock-fight the rooster's throat gets clogged up with blood and fluid. The owner sucks-and-spits it out so the bird can keep fighting. This is how disease can spread from birds to humans.

Just proves that all over the world it's hard to find someone who swallows.

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

I KNEW it was roosters. It's not like I don't know what cocks are, just because I grew up in the porn capital of the world!!

And a lady always swallows. Or so I hear.

SkookumJoe said...

Sorry Exxy. I will try to remember you know all about cocks in future.

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

I'm a cocks-pert.

SkookumJoe said...

not to be confused with cock-spurt

SkookumJoe said...

or a pert cock

Steven said...

No figure eight?

No way...

Are you kidding...

No fucking way...

You're a liar. ;)

Steve~