So as we learned below, Steve Allen saved the Alamo. He played a cheeky song on the piano, poking fun at Santa Anna and Sam Houston by implying they were consummating a homosexual affair as an analogy to battle and everybody laughed and laughed. Then there was some nervous coughing and they all just sort of drifted off into the desert. Texas remained the same shape and a helicopter came and got Steve Allen and took him back to his golden tower in Las Vegas.
Next week we’ll see how Steve Allen prevented the 1906 San Francisco earthquake with a witty monologue and a kazoo.
Next week we’ll see how Steve Allen prevented the 1906 San Francisco earthquake with a witty monologue and a kazoo.
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