I’m watching a documentary all about how some of world’s despots used drugs. Hitler was injected daily with vitamin C and methamphetamines. I guess he couldn’t sleep so he invaded Poland.
Of course he was on drugs. How could you not be and run that travelling freak show called the Third Reich. That whole fucking monstrosity he started was like a bad Tim Burton acid trip gone way wrong. Apparently he also had need of flatulence pills. mein kampf! zat stinks.
Hey, you can’t go wrong bad-mouthing Hitler. Or Sadam Hussein. Sadam. How come all the classic bad-guy leaders, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Erkyl – go by their last names but The Sad Man is the only one we’re on first name terms with? He is never referred to as Hussein, just Sadam.
Laura, gone for milk.
Might stop in and bomb Sadam if he’s home.
G-man
Of course he was on drugs. How could you not be and run that travelling freak show called the Third Reich. That whole fucking monstrosity he started was like a bad Tim Burton acid trip gone way wrong. Apparently he also had need of flatulence pills. mein kampf! zat stinks.
Hey, you can’t go wrong bad-mouthing Hitler. Or Sadam Hussein. Sadam. How come all the classic bad-guy leaders, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Erkyl – go by their last names but The Sad Man is the only one we’re on first name terms with? He is never referred to as Hussein, just Sadam.
Laura, gone for milk.
Might stop in and bomb Sadam if he’s home.
G-man
Anyway looks like they’re going to hang him. So let’s see: a rich Saudi megalomaniac, operating out of Afghanistan attacks the United States soooo we took over Iraq and hung it’s leader. Is that right? And we’re winning right? I thought he was good ‘cause we called him Sadam, no? What about Kim Il? He’s bad right? But Iran might be good again? Boy, this is hard.
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