SJ: You want me to buy you a pony?
P4: Nah, I want a skateboard.
SJ: With rocket pods?
P4: Nah, just a plain one. Black rubber stuff on top and a picture on the bottom.
SJ: Ah-ha, like skulls and stuff?
P4: Eww, no how about a pony?
SJ: You can’t have ponies and faeries and unicorns on a skateboard! You have to have skulls and 8-balls and other benignly anti-social type stuff. All the other skateboarders would laugh at you and forget to evaluate you on your abilities alone, for they are small minded that way.
P4: What about a dead pony?
SJ: That’s it.
P4: And there could be a dude standing over the pony with a knife!
SJ: Make it a sword then it can be like a myth. The myth of the Ponyslayer.
P4: Coool.
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She's going to be a handful...
omg, that girl is going grow up to be... well... dead squirrls make excelent presents
hehehe
(your kid is pretty cool)
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