Well the US appears to be surrounded by dope-fiends. The Drug Spot, an informative blog on all things druggie, reports that Mexico is de-criminalizing possession of small quantities of marijuana, cocaine, meth, heroin, LSD, mushrooms, and peyote. As you may know Canada has all but de-criminalized marijuana as well.Of course the US government is not warm to the idea, but what they fail to see is that this should cut down on illegal alien numbers. You’ll notice Canadians hardly ever try to enter the US illegally, even though there are great stretches of un-guarded border. This is because marijuana is of good quality in Canada, and Americans are such buzz-kills. No its best to cross BEFORE you smoke, pick up some munchies and cheap beer, then get the hell back – if you really must go at all. Now the last thing I imagine a stoned Mexican wanting to do is cross a dessert on foot, or pack himself into a shipping container with 50 others and hope somebody on the other side remembers to come and open the door. My god, could you imagine trying to do it on LSD, mushrooms or peyote? Of course not, the sensible thing to do when whacked off your stump is to sit still, maybe watch a video. If you must be active, climb a tree.
Soon enough the tide will turn. Not only will people stop trying to enter the US, many US citizens will begin crossing the other way in search of the freedoms they had assumed they possessed at home. Those left behind will eventually eat each other.
…didn’t see that coming, did you?
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Great timing by the Mexican government. With the current hot-button illegal immigration issue, there’s plenty of xenophobia, insecurity and racism here in the States. The last thing my Bible-thumping, gun-toting, “ain’t-no-need-for-no-education” countrymen need is the fear of high Mexicans trying to ‘steal their jobs and cheat their ways into citizenship.’ I’m sure some of my compatriots are trying to find Mexico on a map right now, so they really focus their hatred.
Oh, and there are parts of the Deep South (usually near a NASCAR race track) where folks will deep-fry and eat anything. So the cannibalism thing might be by choice before you know it.
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