What's So Good About It?

Jesus woke after that last supper, looked around at the mess. Drunken apostles everywhere. Peter had been saying someone robbed him, and now Paul mysteriously had the money – all the while Judas is saying the money’s his - they all went at it and now Paul had a black eye and Pete was crashed-out in his own puke. There was no sign of Jude…probably gone off with his flash Roman pals. No sign of Mary either, the slut. She’d being giving Matt the eye all night. That’s it, he thought, she’s out of the book. Soon they’d wake up and be all ”Jesus, make some bread and fishes, Jesus can you heal my hemorrhoids? Jesus the Romans say you’re not the Messiah…”

‘God, I’ve got to get outta here’ he muttered.