One of the jobs at work requires we bend some 2 inch wide strips of acrylic plastic around a 150mm (6") radius. This acrylic is 12mm (1/2") thick and very brittle. None of that is important except to say it is difficult to bend. It must be heated evenly and slowly bent at the same time. Too fast and it will shatter, too slow and it begins to melt and deform. Also it must be kept flat so it doesn't twist. The whole operation takes two people and is fraught with peril as this shit costs big money and takes forever to order in.
and fit it right...in...there...
The resulting gap is exactly 12mm wide. Now I know you were all asking yourselves at the start "what the hell has that V-shaped notch at the bottom got do with anything?" (I say you were). And now you see this notch has become two opposing flats for which to clamp across - that's right kids, the convenience is built right in. The acrylic is heated and the clamp slowly tightened to pull the plug into the negative forcing the acrylic to take the same shape. Let it cool, remove it from the jig and there you go - an exact 150mm radius turning through 90 degrees. Beauty.
"Hoorah!" they shouted in New Factoryland, "the tall man made a funny shape into something which helps us in our toil. What a grand trick! That bastard Grimey wouldn't have helped us, he's a right cunt."
And the tall man was most pleased as well.
5 comments:
I like pictures.
It's jolly clever, and your blog is looking very foxy too.
PS: Did you know you were mentioned (kind of) in Toronto last night?
reeeeeeeeaallllly?
is that where babies come from?
actually exile the coresponding parts are also routinely called male and female...but I didn't think you could handle it without going into an orgy of one-liners and hurting yourself.
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