syllogism

1) P4 may keep her room however she likes.
2) P4 may not watch TV if her room is not tidy.

P4: Uh, Dad you made a mistake.
SJ: Really? Why does that keep happening?.
P4: One rule says any way I like, the other says it has to be tidy.
SJ: Hmmm, let’s see. No, there’s no logical conflict there.
P4: O-k. Well I’ll just watch TV.
SJ: Room clean?
P4: No.
SJ: Rule 2
P4: But maybe messy is how I like to keep it. Rule 1.
SJ: Ok, then go hang out in there. Queen of the mess.

Who knows, might work. I figure you don’t shit where you live. Eventually.