This was sent in by the European desk. I think it's Swedish. Don't know what it says but I hope I haven't pissed off the Swedes now. Crazy vodka-swilling metal-head bastards.
skook- yes they eat them at the sandiego zoo. btw, what sick fuck would take a polar bear (or any polar animal) and put them in a zoo in a city that is known for having the most non-polar weather.
zoo keeper- we're going to set you up in a zoo! polar bear- really? great, i would love to lay back and not be hunted by guys with guns. zoo keeper- it will exactly like it is in the wild polar bear- awsome, where will it be? a nice cool glacier? zoo keeper- nope, san diego! polar bear- um, isnt' it hot there? zoo keeper- you bet! isn't it great! polar bear- um, dude, i live in snow, i have snow furr, what am i going to do about snow? zoo keeper- we have that covered polar bear- really? zoo keeper- yeah, we'll paint the concrete white. polar bear- oh, well then i'd rather stay here zoo keeper- well, the dart in your ass says other wise polar bear- what darrrrrrr...
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damn Swedish polar bears
is this a never before seen episode of Lost?
For me they are all 'never before seen episodes'. I thought it was on a tropical island, though.
trivia: Do polar bears eat penguins?
No, silly. Penguins eat polar bears! Didn't you see March of the Deadly Penguins That Eat Bears???
skook- yes they eat them at the sandiego zoo. btw, what sick fuck would take a polar bear (or any polar animal) and put them in a zoo in a city that is known for having the most non-polar weather.
zoo keeper- we're going to set you up in a zoo!
polar bear- really? great, i would love to lay back and not be hunted by guys with guns.
zoo keeper- it will exactly like it is in the wild
polar bear- awsome, where will it be? a nice cool glacier?
zoo keeper- nope, san diego!
polar bear- um, isnt' it hot there?
zoo keeper- you bet! isn't it great!
polar bear- um, dude, i live in snow, i have snow furr, what am i going to do about snow?
zoo keeper- we have that covered
polar bear- really?
zoo keeper- yeah, we'll paint the concrete white.
polar bear- oh, well then i'd rather stay here
zoo keeper- well, the dart in your ass says other wise
polar bear- what darrrrrrr...
funny, your polar bear talks like it came from san diego, or Temecula.
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