Sunday, August 20, 2006

What Manner Of...


This is just too fucked up to be fake. Yes, it's Doll Man, the World's Mightiest Mite here to save the day on his rather startled looking dog. A tiny gay man riding a dog. Look at the crook, he can't believe it either. He's got to stop and think about this. Even the redhead looks doubtful and the dog appears to have no confidence in the plan whatsoever. Maybe that's his super-thing...to cause mass perplexion.
The comic appears to be anti-drugs but, man, I don't know how else you could come up with such a concept. No sir, whoever came up with Doll Man was smoking opium and had a raging tiny gay Superman fetish. Notice you never see Doll Man and Ken in the same room? This is because they meet secretly, when Barbie's away at the Malibu Ranch with her 'security consultant' G.I. Joe.
Barbie, Ken, Joe...those Cabbage Patch freaks...they're all sick perverted debaucherous debaucherers, those dolls. And to think we give them to kids.

8 comments:

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

Awesome. I want 3.

Sandra said...

Did you not know that Barbie and Ken broke up? She dumped him for some surfer dude, named Blaine.
I think Doll Man shaves his legs.

SkookumJoe said...

good thing the window was open

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

Barbie and Ken are back together. He had a big makeover by a big gay Hollywood stylist and strapping surfer Blaine is no longer in the picture.

Amanda said...

but I want to know the back-story of doll man.. was he average sized and freak radioactive incident or born doll size and out to avenge , erm , something?

Sandra said...

I'm just so happy that they're back together.

Unknown said...

Finally, a superhero Robin can beat up!

exile said...

not only is he hard to shoot, but once he goes for your groin you're pretty much done.

his pattented move is the "wang headlock"