Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Hole Truth

In comparing the damage from the early M14 rifle and it’s successor, the iconic M16, a weapons expert said “You can see the lighter M16 rounds have also penetrated the helmet from 450m, although the holes are smaller.”

I suppose when it comes to a hole in the head size really doesn’t matter.

You know those Star Trek holo-deck gizmos? The ones that let you create a whole artificial world to play in complete with food and drink and electronic ninja prostitutes, all contained in one room. You know why the Scientists don’t invent those? I think you can guess. Scientists are lazy.

That’s why they have beards and a faint mildewy odour.

It’s all the mercury fumes they breath in their work. At the end of the day all the robots get rubbed down with mercury to help maintain a shiny coat. The robots get fussy without it and refuse to go down in the afternoon. Some people are like that. Refuse to go down at any time.

I guess it all has to do with the size of the hole in your head.

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