Crikey! I forgot all about baboon X-1. This was on the morning news. They have 4 seconds of video shot by a highway patrolman yesterday afternoon. Luckily X-1 ran off into the bush instead of attacking. Scary thing is the cop says he was doing close to 60mph at the time. Tarronga Zoo in Sydney is reporting all it's baboons accounted for, and they're pretty sure they don't have any laser ones anyway, so the authorities are checking the mental homes to see if any particularly hairy inmates have escaped this week. Shit, it won't be long before they check the list of local baboon/mental patient owners and come to see if I still have mine...
Still, 60mph...that's pretty good!
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You forgot??? You mean you haven't been out there tirelessly hunting the little demon in hopes of keeping our own little secret?
What kind of fearless leader are you, Joe?
what if he gets it on with a kangaroo or something? it could be a whole new race of creatures..
maybe send the tank out with tranquilisers?
You'll just have to build a better one and send it out to catch X-1. Otherwise, the shit could really hit the fan.
Aw, we're training our baboon army by teaching them to hunt and fight each other. They grow up so fast!
hmmmmm... sandra's advice sounds familiar...
(why does no one read my comments, why?)
i think the real question is this, do we want to bring x-1 in dead or alive? now that he's tasted the sweet air of freedom he may no longer take orders. didn't anyone watch Short Circut?
What did you say, Exile?
That's one fast monkey. But the real question is, how fast can it fling poo?
sandra- i reccomended building another baboon to fight x-1, namely x-2
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