Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Speaking of demons...

Demongirl

I grabbed this off the space beam last night. Answers a few questions from this post. Apparently demons can possess people for several years. The theory is that they'd rather stay in the person than return to hell. You'd think hell would be just the place for demons but I guess like anyone they just want a better life. Somewhere to raise the terrors, good schools etc.
Silly to pick an Italian girl though. They're all geared up for exorcisms over there. Most people keep a holy water dispenser next to the fire extinguisher. They know Latin and everything. No, would have been better to pick, say, Australia...
"Fuck me dead, mate. Her head's spinning right around"
"Yeah. You get that."
"Whatta we do, mate?"
"Tell her to wait in the car. It's my shout"
*shout - to buy a round of drinks.

5 comments:

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

Did you ever see "The Exorcism of Emily Rose"? I watched it in bed with a lovely Peruvian man (I highly recommend doing that as often as possible). Anyway, how do you say "Emily Rose" in Italian?

I think this chick just wants attention.

exile said...

exo- hmmmmm... i know it's a recomendation, but really, does he really have to be peruvian?
and do i have to watch it with this guy in bed?

cause, that seems far more scary than the actual movie

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

You can have a Brazilian girl, if you prefer, Boy Scout.

exile said...

exo- how about a girl that's been waxed in said fashion?

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

Or that.