Oh no, they're coming back

The Vines are making a “comeback”. They were just here, how far could they have gone? When was it last year or the year before? The Vines were the darlings of the critics who cooed popular music had finally returned to its rock and roll roots. Back were leather pants and the verse-verse-chorus-guitar solo-verse-chorus to fade format. Suddenly Lead Guitar was a real occupation again…Richie Sambora also threatened a solo “comeback album”. But like a strip of magnesium in a grade 10 science class, the Vines went PHOOP and were gone in a brilliant flash of light without heat, leaving a faintly acrid smell. Maybe its not a comeback, maybe they just forgot their keys.

In other news Powderfinger remains disbanded though, surprisingly, the band continues to suck.