An Australian biographer recently reported many women were finding it difficult to find a partner due, partly, to “an increase in the number of gay men”. Makes it sound like a phenomenon of sorts, doesn’t it. Is it something that should be monitored? Perhaps a gay index…”Sunny and warm today, 68% humidity and oh-oh, the gay index is waaay up…better pack some [insert cliché]”
It’s true though, about the women, they’re desperately bored of Aussie men. You hold a door open and they melt, speak in an ‘American’ accent, or better yet, Irish and they wet themselves. I sometimes go to visit my wife at the hospital where she works. If I don’t happen to speak to anyone I’m not noticed, but if I have to ask where she is or something, when I leave they’re all whispery and giggly. I like doing that ‘cause it gives the Missus a laugh.
It’s true though, about the women, they’re desperately bored of Aussie men. You hold a door open and they melt, speak in an ‘American’ accent, or better yet, Irish and they wet themselves. I sometimes go to visit my wife at the hospital where she works. If I don’t happen to speak to anyone I’m not noticed, but if I have to ask where she is or something, when I leave they’re all whispery and giggly. I like doing that ‘cause it gives the Missus a laugh.
5 comments:
Why does the Irish accent thing not work in reverse?
works for me dear
I can't believe Australian women take their men for granted. Send them over here!!
Or better yet, maybe I should come visit and lose myself in the heaven of an entire country of men with accents. Ooh, good plan.
Maybe I'll pick up a passport while I'm there too.
visit austrailia, accents guarentee sex!
man, i should move there. i'm on the lowest end of the spectrum here.
(exo and i will have to fly out together and work the "country side")
(do they like Harry Potter out there?)
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