Fact: Keith Richards is injured in Fiji
Fact: I once spent an hour in the airport in Fiji
Fact: Keith Richards recovers in New Zealand
Fact: I once spent an hour in the airport in New Zealand
Fact: I have never been to Tasmania
Fact: Keith Richards has never been to Tasmania
You see? It's so obvious. Keith Richards wants me to go to Tasmania and open a bait shop. Hey, I smell toast.
1 comment:
it's an omen
you do need to move to tazmania
elvis was right about you
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