Stock Up On Power Gel

A Queensland, Australia teacher has been charged after 4 bombs were found in his residence. The bombs were made from Powergel explosive and packed with nails and razor blades. Records showed the man had recently bought 53kg (116lb) of the explosive, mainly used in mining operations. They also found a book about Osama Bin Laden. So far nobody knows what he was planning although in his only statement he said he “abhors all forms of violence”.

In a bold counter-terrorism move, the Australian government passed a bill in an emergency meeting of parliament late last night. It will now be illegal to buy nails, razor blades or books.