Friday, May 12, 2006

Keith Richards

Poor old Keith Richards fell out of a tree.
On the news they showed the high tech piece of equipment they used to relieve the pressure in his head. Looked a lot like a ¾” auger bit on a Makita drill with a plastic bag over it to me, but I’m no surgeon. The happy news is that Richards has left hospital in New Zealand under his own power, contrary to reports in The Sun that he was partially paralyzed. Jeez, he just got out of hospital…give him a minute.

I was never a huge Stones fan, but I always liked Keith. Drugs, booze, women, throw him out of a tree, drill a hole in his head…he’s back on tour in about a month. That’s rock and roll.

3 comments:

Sandra said...

It probably was the type of drill you mentioned, but cost 27 times more because it had a plastic bag over it. Wonder if they'll auction it on eBay?

exile said...

you know, everyone is laughing about this, but it's a real tragety.

why god?
why is this man still alive?

and think about the poor tree, can you imagine what it would be like to have keith crawling inside you? i just dont' want to.

and what was he doning in that tree...

Anonymous said...

If Keith Richards was a tape deck, I'd say the tape melted, but the batteries keep on going and going...