One definite advantage to living in Australia is the fact that it is 7:20pm Friday night here. But for most of you people it is something like 4:20am Friday. You still have an entire day of work ahead, whilst I am free to do crazy shit like drink coffee after 5pm, smoke my medicine, and fuck around writing this crap.
The missus and kids are away overnight so I got even wilder than usual and let the dogs in the house! It’s ok, I know what I’m doing. Later I might make some toast and masturbate to images of fully clothed, average looking women in mundane situations. I'm not sick. I could stop anytime.
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