Sunday, June 18, 2006

Assaulted With Puppy

A woman in Missouri beat a dog breeder with a dead puppy. The woman, who’s puppy had died, tried to break into the breeder’s home to steal another. When the female dog breeder tried to stop her, the woman beat the breeder about the head with the dead chihuahua, then drove off waving the puppy from the sunroof of her car.

She was later apprehended and returned to the scene where she was scolded “Did you do this? NAUGHTY!”, and smacked in the face with a rolled up telephone book.

The breeder was quoted as saying “This isn’t the first time…[that’s] why I only sell little dogs now.”

6 comments:

Sweary said...

I was once walloped with a Bull Mastiff. That's the last time I sell a sick one of those to a crazy, I can tell you.

avocadoinparadise said...

Very funny! I heard about that yucky story on the news here but an suprised someone in Australia heard about it as well! Let me just say that Missourians in no way represent the rest of the country on their reaction to the death of a new pet...

H said...

Superb.

And then she whimpered and rolled on her back for a scratch.

exile said...

at what point does the mind think that this is a rational idea.

and did we all over look the "this has happened before" line?

SkookumJoe said...

did we all over look the "this has happened before" line?"

no exile, I think swearing lady picked up on that one.

thanks to everyone for the nice comments

exile said...

yeah... but being beaten with a dead dog is one of those first/last time kinda things