Well, you’ll be pleased to know the new shower is in. On time, on budget. Bigger and taller it is, I don’t have to duck under the door head. Now it’s a shower chamber. A two tone tile, steaming echo chamber with snazzy herringbone etched glass. At least I imagine it is. Can’t actually use it yet as the sealants must properly cure (sealant heal thyself).
There is however a downside, a drawback, a new problem to consider. This gleaming behemoth of advanced cleanliness, this tribute to modern showerology and the concept some naked people should appear blurry - makes the rest of the bathroom look like shit painted blue. But the 3 planets of budget, time and inclination must all align in precise orbits for change to occur, and that just happened. Hard to say when it’ll happen again.
1 comment:
take heart youngone, i have a solution
a solution so simple it will piss you off
don't redecorate, just look for some pictures of really old european building of the same color, frame them, then hang them in the bathroom. anyone who comes in will think "wow, this skookum has a great eye for art, he probably won't violate me..."
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