Jack 'n Jess

Here we see my dog Jessie spin drying her head. She is a golden labrador and registered, which means you get the head spinning feature. We didn’t register her, don’t be daft, she was given to us that way. Somebody bought a purebred dog, registered it, then had it fixed and finally, gave it away.

In the background you see my other dog Jack. He is some sort of hound-cross we got from the pound. He has issues. You would too if someone dumped you in the bush where you got covered in ticks and almost starved, then strangers picked you up, put a micro-chip in you, gave you a shot and removed your testicles. He still had the stitches when we got him, poor bugger. He tolerates cats but has a deep distrust of birds and people who turn suddenly. Jessie loves to tease Jack and he pretends to get angry, all snarly and gruff, but if you look closely he has a little grin showing.