Thursday's Just Got Jokier

Being Thursday, Big Daz usually stops in on his way home from work to tell me a joke. But today we found Big Daz pulled over on the side of the road, sitting patiently in the rain in his racy Ford Festiva. Of course we stopped to see what’s what and turns out Daz was playing lets-see-how-far-we-can-go-without-putting-extremely-costly-fuel-in-this-piece-of-shit, and lost. He said “I figured I’d just sit here a bit and wait till either you come by, or it stopped raining". It had, in fact, stopped raining so technically I was free to go, but since we’d already stopped…anyway we bought a cupful of gasoline, got the Festiva sputtering back to life, and came back here to the command center where I received today’s joke (I shall paraphrase for brevity):

A man went in to register his camel.
“Does your camel have one hump or two?”, asked the clerk
The man turned and looked out the window “Two” he surmised.
“Two”, wrote the clerk, “and is it male or female?”
Again the man looked out the window but the camel happened to be standing behind a potted palm and the gender was not apparent. The man thought and thought and finally declared “It’s female.”
“How can you be sure?”, asked the oddly suspicious clerk.
“Because”, said the man, “when I rode into town everyone pointed and said look at that cunt on the camel ”

*Daz is a cabinet maker by trade, a Scorpio, loves holding hands, collecting driftwood, and knitting competitively. He is married, although I have never actually heard the woman of the house confirm this.